I know the strangest girl,
And her name begins with L,
She does the oddest things,
As youll hear me tell.
The other day she was hungry,
And decided she wanted PIE,
Well, okay, thats fair enough,
But oh me, oh my.
She liked the oddest flavours,
First in went ice cream!
Quality though- it was Phish Food,
A girl goldfishs dream.
(Especially when shes just been dumped,
by that conceited catfish)
Next in went some cheap red wine
(cause the fish gotta get pished).
Next a frog, some jellybeans,
Hot porridge and its bowl,
But the oddest of ingredients,
Was definitely the toilet roll.
Yes, I know the
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Doctor Who was touring,
Some far off solar system,
When the TARDIS toilet exploded,
And he was knocked out by the cistern.
His molecules got jumbled,
And his atoms got messed up.
And the TARDIS became a coconut,
The Doctor a polystyrene cup.
The TARDIS still was square and blue,
But completely a coconut,
And the Doctor was full of Fanta,
Which hey, beat 7-up.
But he really preferred Dr Pepper,
Or Pepsi would be good too.
But the day Doctor Who drank Fanta,
Was the day coconuts went blue.
They carried on touring the galaxy,
Till they hit a green blue sphere,
Fell onto a table,
On a March day bright and clear.
Just as he was
When all you feel is pain and sadness,
and nothings right within this madness,
you think of one thing to make you feel better,
for which you need a suicide letter.
When no one seems to care at all,
when all they do is watch you fall,
all you want to do is let go,
you never let anyone know.
when you felt like letting go,
you just want someone to know,
just how much you hurt inside,
and how you need them by your side.
When all you did was end your life,
you did it with your trusty knife,
all you wanted was for someone to see,
how much you longed to be free.
When you are motionless on the floor,
you've realised you can't take no
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